lovingfunlife:

I was in my school library today when I overheard two guys talking. And this was what I hear: 

"Stop telling me I need to lose weight! I spend money to buy the food. I eat the food and I gain weight. The weight comes from the food in which I used money to buy. I bought the weight and I refuse to lose money!" 

lovingfunlife:

My name is Ivy and my friend recently told me: 

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WHY DIDNT MY FATHER THINK OF THIS???

(via lovingfunlife)